Never waste. Make it do. Use it up.
Still, when buying fabric for a specific pattern, I can always get by with less that the pattern tells me to get. Momma taught me how to do that.
Well then. Back to when the girls were little. And were in need of Halloween costumes. And the X was in seminary, we were living in student housing, and with three part time jobs between us, we were poor as the proverbial church mice.
I set out on a mission. If I remember correctly, and I might not, I had the multisized pattern on hand. I headed to Teh Evel WalMaster for to find some fabric of appropriate nature of which I could afford. I found some of clownish nature, of the creepiest feeling fabric EVER (had to be 30% rayon, 30% dacron, 30% nylon, and 10% orlon). BUT!!! It was..oh..maybe a quarter a yard on clearance, or some such ridiculous price, and there was about 10 yards of it. So home it went with me.
See. Making these work more than once! Momma was proud of her frugal, sewing daughter.
Actually, the first year, only two got made. Notice I found appropriately contrasting yarn to make pompoms from my stash. Only back then, it wasn't a stash. It was "leftover acrylic yarn from projects not finished that had to be toted every move". That was the official name back then. Seriously.
Next year, all three Offspring were clowns, yet somehow, the make-up took a dive. The mom-ster must have been busy...told 'em to do their own maybe?
Then I moved into award winning 'Making It Go FAR!' territory. Year three, same costumes. Yes, I see some are bit short. Yes, I see the less than pleasant expressions on the faces of these Tired Clowns. I am telling them from behind the camera, "It's a different town. No one has seen you wear these before."
And no one did. Not that the clown posse was destroyed. Oh no! There was still life in that 30% rayon, 30% dacron, 30% nylon, and 10% orlon synthetic wonder of a fabric!
The outfits lived to
Not bad return on money and effort.
Not too sure about the effect on the young psyches of the Offspring.
And now for something completely different. Make sure to check with Dearest Sister tomorrow. Announcements! Excitement! Glory!
11 comments:
Oh that makes me laugh! I hope it make the 'clowns' laugh, as well...
I am SO seeing spots before my eyes!
Whoa, that made me dizzy!!!
;)
I am sitting alone in my house in front of the computer laughing out loud!! You certainly lived mom's credo of use it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without!!
Those clown outfits are really cute -- made even cuter when there are 3 adorable matching clowns. Even with all their cuteness, I'm amazed you talked them into being clowns 3 years in a row -- your mom must have been very proud.
This makes me laugh. The expressions? Priceless.
I am CRYING!!!! That was an awesome trip down memory lane, but you are missing a few pictures from the insane clown possie, as I recall they stole a car and a plane years later, thanks to the cut and paste talents of your brother...
Seriously still crying.
-Youngest Pysco Clown
GREAT story! I do love that third picture best. ;-)
Im totally laughing outloud by myself. middle clown sister's makeup on the third year along with her expression is hysterical! She belongs in some type of thriller clown movie from the 80's, where teal socks were still sweet.
alas, i just realized, again NO PERMISSION FROM THE SUBJECTS. I suppose the laughing out loud thing for payment will work though :)
Perry mom's rock. - the clown basically wearing shorts in year three.
The pictures made me laugh/cry! Capri-pants clown is hysterical. Heath Ledger's Joker has nothin' on your girls and their makeup!
Almost makes me want to dig out the pic's of me and brother from day's long ago when Mom filled the closet with her talents...almost!
-Clown cousin in Wichita
Ahhhh! The (clown)nephew has de-lurked! Hellooooo!
Thanks for the pictures and commentary! I laughed so hard I cried.
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