• Home
  • Posts RSS
  • Comments RSS
Blue Orange Green Pink Purple
(What I see, What I've been taught, what I've learned, what amazes me...)
Needles of Iron

October 25, 2009

More Costume Sewing

Another thing we Sisters learned from our Mom was how to make things go far.  Really Far.   I mean Really Reeeellllly Fa-a-aar.

Never waste.  Make it do.  Use it up.

Still, when buying fabric for a specific pattern, I can always get by with less that the pattern tells me to get.  Momma taught me how to do that.

Well then.  Back to when the girls were little.  And were in need of Halloween costumes.  And the X was in seminary, we were living in student housing, and with three part time jobs between us, we were poor as the proverbial church mice.

I set out on a mission.  If I remember correctly, and I might not, I had the multisized pattern on hand.  I headed to Teh Evel WalMaster for to find some fabric of appropriate nature of which I could afford.  I found some of clownish nature, of the creepiest feeling fabric EVER (had to be 30% rayon, 30% dacron, 30% nylon, and 10% orlon).  BUT!!!  It was..oh..maybe a quarter a yard on clearance, or some such ridiculous price, and there was about 10 yards of it.  So home it went with me.



And I made clown outfits.  And I made them big!  So these girlies would be able to wear them more than once!

See.  Making these work more than once!  Momma was proud of her frugal, sewing daughter.

Actually, the first year, only two got made.  Notice I found appropriately contrasting yarn to make pompoms from my stash.  Only back then, it wasn't a stash.  It was "leftover acrylic yarn from projects not finished that had to be toted every move".  That was the official name back then.  Seriously.


Next year, all three Offspring were clowns, yet somehow, the make-up took a dive.  The mom-ster must have been busy...told 'em to do their own maybe?

Then I moved into award winning 'Making It Go FAR!' territory.  Year three, same costumes.  Yes, I see some are bit short.  Yes, I see the less than pleasant expressions on the faces of these Tired Clowns.  I am telling them from behind the camera, "It's a different town.  No one has seen you wear these before."



Can you see their thoughts?  "As gawd is our witness, no one else will ever see us wear them again."

And no one did.  Not that the clown posse was destroyed.  Oh no!  There was still life in that 30% rayon, 30% dacron, 30% nylon, and 10% orlon synthetic wonder of a fabric!

The outfits lived to traumatize bring joy to the young sons of some dear family friends.


Not bad return on money and effort.

Not too sure about the effect on the young psyches of the Offspring.

And now for something completely different.  Make sure to check with Dearest Sister tomorrow.  Announcements!  Excitement!  Glory!
Posted by Iron Needles at 1:16 PM
Labels: Blogtoberfest, Halloween

11 comments:

jan said...

Oh that makes me laugh! I hope it make the 'clowns' laugh, as well...

October 25, 2009 at 1:21 PM
Lynne said...

I am SO seeing spots before my eyes!
Whoa, that made me dizzy!!!
;)

October 25, 2009 at 2:50 PM
Gaynell said...

I am sitting alone in my house in front of the computer laughing out loud!! You certainly lived mom's credo of use it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without!!

October 25, 2009 at 3:45 PM
Martha said...

Those clown outfits are really cute -- made even cuter when there are 3 adorable matching clowns. Even with all their cuteness, I'm amazed you talked them into being clowns 3 years in a row -- your mom must have been very proud.

October 26, 2009 at 7:54 AM
Becky Brown said...

This makes me laugh. The expressions? Priceless.

October 26, 2009 at 8:41 AM
Anonymous said...

I am CRYING!!!! That was an awesome trip down memory lane, but you are missing a few pictures from the insane clown possie, as I recall they stole a car and a plane years later, thanks to the cut and paste talents of your brother...
Seriously still crying.
-Youngest Pysco Clown

October 26, 2009 at 10:22 AM
Stacy Kraus McDonald said...

GREAT story! I do love that third picture best. ;-)

October 26, 2009 at 1:39 PM
Anonymous said...

Im totally laughing outloud by myself. middle clown sister's makeup on the third year along with her expression is hysterical! She belongs in some type of thriller clown movie from the 80's, where teal socks were still sweet.
alas, i just realized, again NO PERMISSION FROM THE SUBJECTS. I suppose the laughing out loud thing for payment will work though :)
Perry mom's rock. - the clown basically wearing shorts in year three.

October 26, 2009 at 3:25 PM
Anonymous said...

The pictures made me laugh/cry! Capri-pants clown is hysterical. Heath Ledger's Joker has nothin' on your girls and their makeup!

Almost makes me want to dig out the pic's of me and brother from day's long ago when Mom filled the closet with her talents...almost!

-Clown cousin in Wichita

October 26, 2009 at 5:54 PM
Iron Needles said...

Ahhhh! The (clown)nephew has de-lurked! Hellooooo!

October 26, 2009 at 6:39 PM
Unknown said...

Thanks for the pictures and commentary! I laughed so hard I cried.

October 26, 2009 at 9:58 PM

Post a Comment

Newer Post Older Post Home
Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)

Needles of Iron

  • Welcome...

    ...to my humble effort. Thanks for taking the time to stop by, and I hope you find something mildly interesting, slightly amusing, barely creative, or at the very least, not too terribly trite.

    About Me

    My photo
    FC, Colorado, United States
    View my complete profile

    Email me at...

    becky.perryATcomcastDOTnet

    WonderCat

    WonderCat

    WonderDog

    WonderDog

    Copyright

    Please do not use any of the photos, art, words, or anything else found here without first asking the originator, which would be me!

    Blog Archive

    • ►  2017 (1)
      • ►  January (1)
    • ►  2016 (8)
      • ►  September (1)
      • ►  August (3)
      • ►  July (4)
    • ►  2013 (17)
      • ►  April (2)
      • ►  March (3)
      • ►  February (7)
      • ►  January (5)
    • ►  2012 (20)
      • ►  December (3)
      • ►  March (7)
      • ►  February (9)
      • ►  January (1)
    • ►  2011 (92)
      • ►  December (1)
      • ►  October (7)
      • ►  September (1)
      • ►  August (3)
      • ►  July (7)
      • ►  June (12)
      • ►  May (11)
      • ►  April (16)
      • ►  March (11)
      • ►  February (8)
      • ►  January (15)
    • ►  2010 (159)
      • ►  December (6)
      • ►  November (9)
      • ►  October (16)
      • ►  September (12)
      • ►  August (15)
      • ►  July (8)
      • ►  June (14)
      • ►  May (13)
      • ►  April (21)
      • ►  March (16)
      • ►  February (14)
      • ►  January (15)
    • ▼  2009 (220)
      • ►  December (16)
      • ►  November (15)
      • ▼  October (16)
        • Happy Halloween!
        • What Do I Have...
        • Almost There!
        • More Costume Sewing
        • Cost-toom Re-Ducks
        • U is for...
        • Blog Hijacker
        • Halloween
        • On The Needles Of Iron
        • All About Aprons
        • snow...snow...snow...snow!
        • T is for…
        • Famousness!
        • Taking the Fifth (of Blogtoberfest)
        • My Reward
        • It’s October!
      • ►  September (15)
      • ►  August (24)
      • ►  July (18)
      • ►  June (19)
      • ►  May (22)
      • ►  April (16)
      • ►  March (21)
      • ►  February (19)
      • ►  January (19)
    • ►  2008 (264)
      • ►  December (22)
      • ►  November (17)
      • ►  October (31)
      • ►  September (15)
      • ►  August (22)
      • ►  July (20)
      • ►  June (19)
      • ►  May (21)
      • ►  April (22)
      • ►  March (21)
      • ►  February (22)
      • ►  January (32)
  • Search






    • Home
    • Posts RSS
    • Comments RSS

    © Copyright Needles of Iron. All rights reserved.
    Designed by FTL Wordpress Themes | Bloggerized by FalconHive.com
    brought to you by Smashing Magazine

    Back to Top